(Issued
from the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe)
It’s been year another succesful year(2)for the
MacEnulty household. Knowing pitiful your life is in
comparison to theirs(3)and how
much joy it brings you
to hear about
them has prompted them to retain us once again (4)to
bring you up to date
on their lives.
John and Dawn celebrated their 20th anniversary by going to the north
California area wherre they saw Barry Bonds break the home run record
(5),
and they toured the Napa Valley where they bought several cases
(6)
of wine. Immediately following that, the entire family spent
a
month (7)
in Chicago where they saw the Cardinals sweep the Cubs (8)
from their complimentary seats (9) in field box seats (10)
behind
home plate (11).
John
is still working as the Building Commissioner of the
City of
St Louis (12).
In his spare time he’s become a
Hollywood
producer and director (13) with several blockbuster
movies to his credit
(14).
He’s also started a transport
business that is
flourishing with several important clients (15).
Dawn has
retired from the Massage Parlor (16), and is now working full
time as a foot surgeon (17). She’s
also bought a winery in Napa Valley (18) and is producing (19)
some
excellent wines.
Katy
is attending Harvard (20) where she is studying Law (21).
She
also spent the summer pitching for the USA softball team (22)
and
bonding (23)
with her sister.
Lizzy
is at Yale (24)
where she is captain of the volleyball team (25)
and
the softball team (26). She also played
with her sister
briefly on the USA softball team when they were short a player (27).
Bosco
has gotten an injunction ordering us to refrain from telling
about his activites (28).
There’s
loads more, but the MacEnulty family
doesn’t want
to overwhelm you. Feel free to surf the rest
of
MacEnulty.com to get the real story (29).
Hopefully
you have enjoyed this environment friendly version, as the
MacEnultys are trying to be more green (30).The
MacEnulty Family wishes you and yours a happy Holiday Season (31)
and
hopes that your pathetic little life (32) will somehow equal the
fabulosity (33)
of theirs.
The
MacEnulty Family